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This program is intended for mature audiences.

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Parental discretion is advised.

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Does anybody really care that they cancel that prize?

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Is that the prize?

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Whip! Those chores were supposed to be done yesterday!

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I'm working!

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Moth the deck, jettison the trash, trim the bushes.

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Those guys who regret treating me like a slave. What

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am I, somebody?

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[music playing]

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My dear, I'm sorry, but you did ask me to...

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Your brain's out.

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Serving number 13. Let's make that 13 and 14.

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Whip! Whip!

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Get back to work, you lazy loafer. I need my toenails

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clipped.

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What, you look at me?

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I think the colored water brings out the blue in your

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warts.

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You really think so?

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Nice try, you useless teenage slacker.

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If you can't do this right, how in hell do you expect

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to make something of yourself?

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Whip, your room is an absolute wreck.

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When was the last time you did your laundry?

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Your underwear has more crap on it than a proctologist's

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cufflinks.

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What's got your panties in a bunch?

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This boy's room is a nauseating mix of bodily excretions

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and rotting food.

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And what's particularly upsetting is I'm having

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trouble differentiating between the two.

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I should not have to put up with this. I am not his

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maid.

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Then maybe you shouldn't dress like that.

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Oh sure, blame the victim.

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I realize that working on this ship means I have to

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put up with a lot of childishness.

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But turning a blind eye to this is beyond the call of

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duty.

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Childishness? Where are you getting that?

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She said duty.

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I can't believe I almost missed that one.

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Which one of you adolescents planted the spy cam in

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my shower head?

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In my diff- did you say shower head?

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Yes.

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Well, me. Mine's in the drain so I can get an upshot

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of the old Batcave.

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Whip, I am shocked.

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This woman is not a toy put on this ship for our

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sexual entertainment.

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She was put here for my sexual entertainment.

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You got some nerve sneaking a free peek at my ladies'

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knocker doodles.

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You know I charge for that kind of thing. Where's

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your integrity?

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Thanks for sticking up for me.

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Don't mention it. That's all well and good, but we

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have yet to solve the whip problem.

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Still in the room.

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He won't. There was work.

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They're menial tasks.

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His head is constantly in the clouds.

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I'd call him a daydreamer, but that would exclude the

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large portion of evening hours he's dawdling.

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And when he's not daydreaming, he's usually playing

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video games.

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Something has to be done.

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Have you taken a look at his role models lately?

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Jeez, cut the kids some slack, will ya?

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Whip!

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Picking pepperoni off a man's pizza?

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You crossed the line this time.

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I wish you guys had stopped treating me like I'm a

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little kid.

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Get up! Go to your room, you're grounded.

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Oh, is it time out? I don't know, whatever. Just get

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out of my sight.

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Someday you wish you never treated me like this.

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I don't always play video games.

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This game is for freakin' five-year-olds.

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I need something with more power.

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Maybe Chode's got some cool games hidden on the mainframe.

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Hey, hey, hey, slow down! Just 'cause everyone else

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pissed in your crunchberries doesn't mean you can

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take it out on...

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Would you like to play a game?

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A flight simulator? Cool!

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Hey, Danuck! Didn't I tell you no more talking on

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your cell phone while you're driving?

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I wasn't! I got a kayak back.

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Wait a minute, there's something wrong!

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Someone has taken over the ship. I can't access the

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controls.

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These realistic effects rock!

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It's Whip, the little bastard hacked into me.

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Chode, Whip's in the mainframe.

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Whip's in chain six. This is no time to get free.

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Whip is in the mainframe.

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Well then stop talking about SandM and let me do

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something about it.

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Let's see what this baby can do. Rift factor eight.

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Whoooo!

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Whoa!

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Stop! You're in control of the ship!

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Hey, what's going on?

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What are you doing? You're gonna cause me a life!

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Yeah, and you just about cost us all of our lives.

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You weren't controlling the game, you weren't

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controlling the ship, you lame-ass.

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Wow, if that ain't the Scientologist calling the Hare

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Krishna a weirdo.

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What are you talking about?

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Thanks to you, the ship is now completely out of

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control and we're sort of headed right for that

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planet!

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I unhooked the game.

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No, you unhooked the game controller.

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Aaaaaaah!

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This is so coming out of his allowance, if he had an

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allowance.

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He's destroyed our ship.

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I say we kill him and sell his kidneys on the black

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market to cover the repair bill.

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Why bother when Gus will do it for free?

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It'll take days.

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Once again, I'm forced to clean up after that teenage

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tornado. We can skip the organ harvesting and just

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kill him, can't we?

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Freeze! Raise your various appendages. Now!

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You picked the wrong planet to land on, buddy.

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Hey, Ernie, can I kill him first? You got to do it

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last time.

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Sure. I don't see why not.

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Hey, good news. I found a piece of the bumper. I

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could bang this 10,000.

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My God. Is it? Oh, holy crap, I don't believe it.

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You, here on our planet.

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Aaaaaah! It's him! Oh, it's him!

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Take my picture with him. May I?

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Sure.

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Now me! Would you sign my phaser?

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[laughing]

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Why are all these girls going so crazy? I don't get

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it.

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My poor ears. I haven't heard high-pitched screaming

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like this since the obstetrician gave my mother her

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first look at me.

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Shut up! The sooner Gus gets the shit fixed, the

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better.

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I can understand it if it was for me. I'm pretty hot,

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but whip? He can't masturbate and chew gum at the

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same time.

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There's something suspicious about all this.

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It's electric here, Mark. The king has declared a

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planetary holiday, allowing people to show up in droves.

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They seem to alternate between uncontrollable hysteria

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and jaw-dropping awe as the hottest new star on the

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planet passes.

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What the hell's going on here? Whip a star?

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His name's Whip? You heard it here first, ladies and

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gentlemen. The lizard's name is Whip. Just look at

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him.

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Could you see the length of that tongue? We may have

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to cut to a commercial so I can wring out my undies.

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Yeah, you know, you got a little junk in your trunk.

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You want to play army.

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How do you play that?

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I salute, and you blow the hell out of me.

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Ladies and gentlemen, kings are off.

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On behalf of the planet, Craven, I welcome you. Whip

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my honor.

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I'm sorry, I'm so sorry.

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No worries, dude. I'm fine.

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Then let the feast begin.

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Can we at least get some breadsticks here?

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For your information, I'm a famous food critic and

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you're losing stars faster than a block-hall.

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Yeah, right. FYI, there's no reason to go out in

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public like that. There is a vaccine for mad cow

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disease.

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Ha! I don't get it. Why him?

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Maybe it's a lizard thing. I heard he's the only reptile

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on the planet.

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You never know what qualities are going to appeal to

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the masses.

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Yeah, but lazy and dumb?

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If that's the case, you're the next big thing.

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Would you like your friends to partake in the feast?

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They may have whatever their hearts desire.

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You're asking me?

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Of course. You're bigger than Jesus.

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But not the Beatles.

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Me? Well then, I know just the thing.

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Well, it's about time.

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Pull!

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Can you believe that jerk?

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This instant stardom is going to his head.

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There's only one thing to do.

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Leave?

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No. Include this little episode in a sorted tell-all

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expose and sell it to the Galactic Enquirer.

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I can't take it anymore.

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I've done it.

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It's time to go, Whip.

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Hey!

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Is there a problem here?

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Nah, these are my...

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Yeah, there is.

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Mr. Too Big for his britches here is acting like an

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ass. Let's go.

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Whip, you can't leave. You're booked on TRL. Total Request,

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Blizzard.

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Looks like I gotta stay.

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For eternity, if you like.

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Fine. You want this no-talent teeny-bopper, you can

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keep it.

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I think this is for the best, you know.

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See, where I'm going, I couldn't take you guys.

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But hey, no heart feelings.

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Be careful who you step on on the way up, Whip,

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'cause you're gonna see us again all the way back

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down.

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You people seem to think that I can't handle all this.

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By the way, I say you people, 'cause your name's

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escaped me at the moment.

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The exit's gotta be around here somewhere.

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Chode, you just can't leave Whip here.

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Oh, yeah? Watch me.

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Chode, look! They're gonna kill Whip!

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Yeah, well, show business murder. Hey, look, an exit

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sign.

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You can't let him die.

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Why, is he owe me money?

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Chode, we're his real friends, not like those phony

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hangers on.

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Yeah, they just wanna use him.

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By the way, if he did die, would his estate pictures,

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records and films

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be ours to license and possibly make a small fortune

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from?

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Just asking.

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So, Whip, if you were a Tweet, what kind of Tweet

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would you be?

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Show Tweet? Oh, God, I swore to myself I wouldn't cry.

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Cut, print. Take five, everybody.

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You must come with us. These people are planning to

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fatten you up

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then hunt you down.

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Yeah, right. Don't you get it?

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I'm the biggest thing to hit this planet in decades.

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My autograph is selling for a thousand cronigs on

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eBay.

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I'm pretending to date Demi Moore.

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And there were three bikini-clad babes waiting next

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door

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to take a plaster cast of the old balls and chain.

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And did I mention I have an entourage?

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Two, yeah!

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More like a bunch of iguanavies.

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Whip, buddy, it looks like we need to have a little

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heart to heart.

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Dearest nephew, to put it simply, there is no way in

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you deserve all this attention.

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Wait, wait, wait, hear me out. I'm going to let you

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down easy.

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You're a, well, you're a 16-year-old slacker loser

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and out of a possible 10, you're a two at best.

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What?

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I'm sorry, let me rephrase that.

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In the personality department, you're a two.

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In the looks department, you're a minus one.

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And you're just jealous. The green monster has

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finally reared its ugly head.

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Well, I wouldn't call you a monster, but I think you're

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getting the picture.

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Buddy guards, toss these never-wises out of here.

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Soon I'll have the complete set.

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[laughs]

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Tell me, tell me, who are you wearing?

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Dolce and iguana, of course. So, what's all this for?

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Your TV show. It's called Celebrity Hunt.

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So, what are we shooting?

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I didn't get this script this morning.

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What? But who?

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I give up. Who?

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Apparently, this time we're hunting the galaxy's dumbest

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lizard.

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Sounds like fun. Do I know him?

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It's you.

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What? You can't. You like me. You really, really like

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me.

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I do, but realize this is the biggest thing that

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could happen to you.

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You're getting top billing, an exec producer credit,

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and a televised funeral.

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Complete with the personalized Elton John song of

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your choice.

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Oh, I think crack it out of luck would be appropriate,

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I've always felt this like, wait a minute!

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Relax, kid. I'll give you a sporting chance.

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I'll cover my eyes and count to three.

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One, two, three! Yeah!

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[laughs]

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No!

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[crashing]

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Ouch.

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Mary Kate, Ashley, hunt!

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Conditions could not be better for today's hunt.

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Powering cannot be better.

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I can't believe it.

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He autographed this picture to whom am I concerned,

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of all the cold-blooded reptiles?

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Jeez, Gus, you've been working on that hose for a

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good ten minutes.

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At what point does maintenance end and inappropriate

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touching begin?

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Well, stop your whining. I must repair you.

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Then at least have the decency to cut my ball

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bearings while you're doing it.

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[laughs]

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[screams]

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[cheering]

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Whip, is that you? You come to apologize.

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[grunts]

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Mind. I'm trying to take a lady like Tinkle.

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God will somebody please shoot me.

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[grunts]

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He's up, he's up. It's just an expression.

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They're hunting Whip. We have to do something this

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way.

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Where are you going? It's coming from over there.

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I swear it came from over here, the same direction as

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our ship.

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That has a force field and a large propulsion system

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designed to specifically get me the f*** out of here.

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Chode, I know Whip treated us poorly.

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Like ABC Gums stuck to the bottom of his shoe, little

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bastard.

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A little bastard you care about.

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Not a nuh.

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It wouldn't bother you if he got hurt or worse killed.

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Well...

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Face it, Chode. Underneath that goofball three-eyed

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sideshow freak exterior beats the heart of a kinder,

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gentler sideshow freak.

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You'll have a shut up.

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[music]

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Good dogs! You've freed him.

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It looks like this could be it. Hurry!

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This could be it.

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Shoot him, shoot him, shoot him.

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Say hello to Elvis for me.

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Aw, they always go to commercial at the good part.

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Whip, you idiot! You're a chameleon! Blend in for God's

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sake.

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Oh, oh yeah!

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Where'd he go?

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Damn!

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Who made that excellent suggestion?

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Done. I don't know whether to smoke a cigarette or

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sob uncontrollably, huddled in the corner of a hot

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shower.

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Are they?

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Oh, crap.

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Please tell me that's Tanook taking another tinkle.

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And she's suffering from irritable bowel syndrome?

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Wasn't me.

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Oh, look, Mary Kate. Something that might even tempt

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you into eating.

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So help me, Chode, if you're screaming your calls.

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Mary Kate, Ashley, guard them.

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This isn't the first time I've hunted your kind.

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You can run, but you can't hide.

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I'd probably have better luck if I didn't constantly

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announce my intentions loud.

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I hated the dialogue they wrote for me. Damn non-union

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writers.

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My heavens. What's happened here?

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Are you okay?

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Yeah, but you have to help Wip.

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Where is he?

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He went that way.

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Where?

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There. He crawled over those rocks, up that hill, and

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then down the other side.

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Good.

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Say hello to my little friend.

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Aha!

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Too bad I was never allowed to fly this thing.

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Suddenly you're pulling a conscience out of your ass?

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Where was the damn thing when you decided to hijack

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me?

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Hmm.

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It looks like the hunter has become the hunted.

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Ah! Damn it!

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What? That thing's somewhere else? It's my bad sign.

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Don't!

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Oh, kind of! Ha! It's this!

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Kill the king! Kill the king!

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Woo!

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Then he ran down an incredibly long bumpy path and

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did a loop-de-loop when he tripped over...

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Just on tires to shake up point.

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You know, do the bumpy path again.

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Hey, hey, check it out, check it out.

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Over there, 300 pounds of horse meat.

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Wow, it's Wip!

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Dang it!

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No!

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It was cool being a celebrity, but I got the feeling

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they cared more about Wip the star than Wip the

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More like Wip the prey.

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Say what you want, but that planet won't be

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forgetting me anytime soon.

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Apparently you haven't seen this.

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He's taken the planet by storm.

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I'm running for president of his fan club.

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Oh.

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00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:52,500
Face it, kid.

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Fans are fickle, they build you up just so they can

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tear you down, but not me.

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Uh-uh, we're family.

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No matter what dumbass thing you do, I'll never turn

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on you.

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Now, open that bottle of bubbly, my brilliant protégé.

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You idiot! If I live, I'm gonna hunt you down and

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kill you!

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